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‘The unexpected Xmas story according to Ben Leg’ Part II.
But Ben was good at explaining things, if his fingers provided the Midas touch, then his tongue would inspire many from far and wide to delight in his pearls of wisdom. But convincing Risa was not a challenge he warmly embraced, especially after seeing her reaction that he was now downgrading her from first class travel to tuctuc. Surely it was every girl’s dream to go on a tour of the UK in a tuctuc- wasn’t it?!
Strangely, Risa wasn’t convinced by Ben’s Spanish greeting, ‘Ola’ to the UK public. Sure, he managed to pull the crowds, but Leeds and Liverpool still seemed like a long way from South Ken.
As they drove late into the night, Ben could see a bright rising star.
‘Keep your eyes on the road Ben!’ said Risa as the tuctuc swerved to avoid an old lady.
Once more, Ben had been caught looking at himself in the mirror. He was indeed a rising star, and whilst Risa may have been uncomfortable…
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Manger-conversion projects to shelter Christmas travellers, I like it.
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steven reader, your imagination and colourful writing never ceases to amaze me! I love it! I wait with baited breath for the next instalment…
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Every year I do a Christmas nativity story. This is usually dedicated to an individual who has shown me love, warmth, and friendship; someone who has helped me through the year and brought smiles and laughter to my life. This year I choose the Portfolio Collective. It may be slightly contrived as I haven’t yet had time to fully appreciate your personalities, but if it brings some festive spirit, then it will be worth the effort. (as ever, there is no intention to offend) So here goes:
A long time ago, in a place called ‘America’, there lived a man with a big smile. He was an excitable chap with bundles of energy, and for good reason. The angel of the lord came to see him out of the blue one night. He couldn’t remember if his name was Peter or Malcolm, anyhow, suffice to say he was shiny on top. The Angel told him that if he ‘swiped right’ the good lord would bring him a beautiful wife and after much nocturnal fun they shall have a child, and he shall be called Jesus.
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Brilliant as ever steven reader. I’m sure Ben Legg is waiting with baited breath on the next installment…I know I am!
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Great ’speed meet’ session today. As ever, I wasn’t sure whether to attend, but I’m glad I did. A refreshing way to spend a Friday lunchtime. What did I learn from my experience:
1.) Gerup is Scottish for group. (Sorry Fiona, I do enjoy our banter)
2.) Jesus is real and TPC don’t keep him locked in a cupboard.
3.) TPC has attracted a great bunch of personalities.
4.) Meeting a person face to face is so much more engaging.
5.) I am 80% more likely to give future business to someone I have met, than through reading their profile or visiting their website.
6.) Collectively we all want each other to succeed and this certainly resonates.
p.s. you will enhance your profile with a cute dog. Cats next team please, but no Horses Silvia!
p.p.s good luck next week
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ha ha ok I’m taking your advice and adding a cute dog to my profile photo. Do you think it works on dating apps too? ha ha
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I guess it depends how many beers you’ve had. Gotta love a basset hound though!
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I really enjoyed the event as well as our chat, Steve. Can’t wait for the next one!
P.S. Is not cupboard but a lovely desk facing the beach 🌅 😂
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Please don’t tell me you’re on some remote Spanish island! Next you’re going to suggest that Laura is serving you an afternoon cerveza as you programme from your sunbed. Storage/ techno cupboard has a much better ring to it!
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I am gutted to have missed this, it sounds like it was a wonderful event! Hope you’ll be joining us for the AMA on Tuesday steven reader
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Monetizing my talent is a definite issue, so this is a must. At least it gives me three days to work out what talent I have to monetize.
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Thanks for bringing the banter as always steven reader, I am glad you decided to join us in the end! Jesus Iniesta is in TPC’s Tenerife office…I just need to work out what comp plan he got to get that in the bag.
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Looking forward to the day we can speed network in person with a few beers
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Last night I had a dream! To some that may usher alarm-bells; to others perhaps some intrigue. Either way if you are brave enough to read on, then perhaps, disclaimers aside, this may bring a little light humour to your busy day.
I suddenly found myself in the playground, perspiring and confused. I reached to scratch my chin and indeed I did still have a beard. I looked down and to my surprise I was only wearing my underpants! Jeez, this was embarrassing, ‘still’, I thought to myself, ‘at least this is all on zoom’!
Then, rather abruptly, Miss Hart approached and took the papers from my satchel.
“What’s this Reader?!” she enquired.
“It’s my homework Miss,” I replied looking rather coy.
“But you haven’t done any. And what you have done is peppered with spelling and punctuation mistakes!”
She was right; I had no defence. If ever there was a ‘word smith’ it was her. She had me cornered and I needed a distraction.
“BREAK OUT TIME!” sh…
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I wasn’t sure whether to put a laughing reaction to this or a love heart. I am crying. CRYING with laughter. I think the neighbours must be concerned by how loudly I am laughing. For anyone reading this who wasn’t on our second Catapult cohort, this probably must seem very strange but for us who were, this is perfect. It’s like a having your image drawn by a caricaturist but in words.
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Steve, you are truly bonkers. I suspected it from the start. TPC, do NOT let him near any other cohorts 😉 Love it.
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steven reader, and the award for most creative story telling goes to you! I absolutely LOVE this. I am glad my resonating piece with you, even in your dreams is – FIND YOUR WHY!! (Said in a strong Scottish accent.)
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Lexi, I also love that in Steve’s dreams – you have your bottle of coke!
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You do know steven reader that in the last two weeks I’ve only had 4 small bottles of the blooming stuff because of that session!!
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Hilarious steven reader! This really is one of your superpowers that – ideally – you build into your portfolio career ….
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Oh my I have just caught up on this. steven reader you have something unique here that you need to continue to play with!! I haven’t been Miss Sugar for years but very funny.
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Wow! Just listened to a Ben Legg podcast on 40 minute mentor. It’s not my style to be a sycophant, but sometimes you just have to stand in awe. I’m not quite sure what the army did to him in Bosnia, but it’s like he’s wired- literally! If my brain has become tuned to an 80mph thrill ride in the family SUV, then Ben’s just lapped me several times over in his F1 car. It’s insane just how quickly he articulates. Every word counts; there is no waffle. It’s like his brain is on speed. I just wonder if he ever switches off and recharges, or is he a prototype for the next Tesla human battery?!
It now makes sense why the catapult course is so intense. I’ve read all the biographies of the great entrepreneurs, but I’ve never been as inspired by a podcast.
One thing I have noticed about successful people is that, without diminishing their genius, they do seem to have a higher entity which follows them through life and joins the dots. Ben…
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Thanks to your post Steve, I’ve just listened to it on my morning cycle and loved it too. @Ben it would be so cool to hear you on a podcast or article about people trying to go from ’zero to somewhere’ ie. peeps who don’t have a great stack of prior professional positions at bigco, or an amazing network or a fab set of qualifications. Would you be the one to have advice for them?
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That’s a tough question Sarah Hughes. As a kid I was quite driven in terms of academics, collecting trophies, reading biographies and aiming high. So maybe someone who drifted for a while then found their purpose later in life would offer a better personal story. For me the driving force is that everywhere I look I see opportunities for improvement – in myself, in society, in government, in The Portfolio Collective – and I can’t bear to see those opportunities going unaddress…
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I am with you on the improvement compulsion Ben (though I am probably down a gear)! For the people who need a leg up, or who are late bloomers, it would be amazing to get them some stories of how it all came together, and how to go from zero to somewhere. Do you have any thoughts on where to find them? The reason I ask is that I know from some young entrepreneurs I have mentored that they don’t feel like entrepreneurs, they don’t know where their ’tribe’ is, and when they…
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We will find some examples Sarah Hughes – I have added it to our content roadmap for articles or podcasts
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